Writing Samples

		Here are some examples of my writing, taken from various stages in my career:	The Waltonsteins, L.A FRANNIE: Hi. Hello. Great to be here. Hi. So…does anybody have a mother? Yeah, I’m a little needy! Okay dance break! That’s why I’m so happy to be performing here, in the bosom of L.A…the enhanced bosom…L.A., the friendliest city in the world! L.A. is the Plastic Surgery Capital of The World! Plastic surgery’s not cheap as we know, but it seems more important to many people than paying their rent. I’m tellin’ ya, L.A has some of the best-looking vagrants in the world! Rent, schment! Cuz we all know, appearances define who we are! But, truly, so many people have been wonderful to me
		1. Dancing On Hitler’s Grave (Opening Excerpt From 60-minute Solo Show)
		2. Tips for the Canadian visiting the U.S.A
		3. Article Published in Around Wellington Magazine
		4. Grey Goose Vodka Advertisement
		5. Custom Brochure Work
		6. Radio Copy
		7. The Waltonsteins, L.A. (opening passage)that is attached
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