Writing Samples

		Here are some examples of my writing, taken from various stages in my career:	SURVIVAL TIPS FOR THE CANADIAN VISITING AMERICA. . . upon arrival, quickly communicate the following words/phrases to every American that you come in contact with, since educating them may prevent you, The Canadian, from being misunderstood, becoming frustrated, or mistakenly being shot or laughed at. canada goose - A wild Canadian bird(goose). Not an act of endearment which occurs in Canada, when The Canadian , flirtatiously squeezes the often frozen-due-to climate bottom, of their special other. canadian bacon – Let The American know that this is embarrassing to many Canadians, Jews and non-Jews, and that this is what is often served as a so-called compliment to eggs, at breakfast, as opposed to American pig bacon. Far worse-tasting than tofu bacon. Taste and texture, similar to a carpet runner.
		1. Dancing On Hitler’s Grave (Opening Excerpt From 60-minute Solo Show)
		2. Tips for the Canadian visiting the U.S.A
		3. Article Published in Around Wellington Magazine
		4. Grey Goose Vodka Advertisement
		5. Custom Brochure Work
		6. Radio Copy
		7. The Waltonsteins, L.A. (opening passage)that is attached
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