Writing Samples

		canadian money - Think “monopoly money”, because it has similar value to Canadian money, when it is converted to American funds. (If you feel close enough to The American, the kind thing to do would be to let them know that if The Canadian hands you Canadian money, to smile, but not to accept it.) canadian star system – Mid-invention, but still nebulous. Except in the world of hockey. The main inspiration for Canadian’s in the entertainment industry, immigrating to Los Angles. Examples: Michael J. Fox, Jim Carrey, Lassie french canadian – A very sexy sect of the Canadian populace, when not attempting to speak English with a heavy accent. (If you are fond of The American, let them know that if The French Canadian attempts to speak to them in English, and if they are involved with them romantically, they would be best served by smiling at them lovingly while sticking their		fingers in their ears to prolong the feelings of sensuality. Better yet, they should learn to speak French Canadian, which is a lovely sounding language.) One exception to a shall we say difficult-sounding Frenglish speaking person: Celine Dion gun - A weapon used to hunt wild animals, other than the Canadian goose(protected), by The Canadian, as opposed to The American, who uses a gun as a source of intimidation during everyday negotiations with other humans, often at the 7-eleven.let them pass - How The Canadian driver handles road rage, as opposed to the American who handles road rage by shooting the antagonizer through the car window. This exotic behavior is not a sign of weakness. May cause confusion to The American. socialized medicine - IMPORTANT NOTE: MAKE CERTAIN THAT THE AMERICAN IS NOT CARRYING A GUN WHILE BEING TOLD THE FOLLOWING. The
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