Writing Samples

		example when someone says “I’ve been thinking of you.” Just run away yelling, “Aha, I knew it all along! ” I’m a little fekukta, a little fermisht. Oh, I’m sorry, we didn’t advertise that Yiddish would be used during the show’ so I apologize to those of you in the front row for not having had a phlegm barrier set up. Anyway, as hungry as I am for everything in life, I’m not y’know, institutionally needy, I’m more like needy light. I don’t need you to like me all the time. I mean, really, people that everyone likes are…liars! You always find something out about them, right? Sometimes you have to give them a truth serum of sorts, but the truth bubbles up…why just look at Mel Gibson, just look at Michael Richards, why, just look at…me and my family! (BLACKOUT) My first Acting Job began the moment I was born, in Ottawa, Canada, in 1961. You see,		both my parents were Jewish, but they raised me Catholic. Quite a stretch for my first role, considering they looked and sounded, about as Catholic as a bagel!
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